Very British Problems...

This is copied from Very British Problems on a popular social media site because it is so true!  Those in italics are the comments we made - and we were away less than a week!

​Things British people say at the end of a holiday:

• “I need a holiday to get over the holiday!”
• “I’m looking forward to a proper cup of tea when I get home”
• “I’m going to miss someone cooking me breakfast every day”
• “Can’t wait to sleep in my own bed”
• “Don’t forget to stop off for milk”
• “Hope the cats are alright”​

• “Shall we leave the unpacking until tomorrow?”
• “I’ve really missed British telly” (the Brit will get home and watch an American show on Netflix that they could’ve easily watched on holiday)
• “I didn’t even wear half of these clothes”
• “Why did I pack so many pants?!”
• “Ten days would’ve been enough really”
• “Hope the house is still there when we get home”
• “Bet we’ve got loads of post”
• “Do you think we’ll keep in touch with that nice couple from the hotel?” (The answer is no)
• “There’s something growing in the fridge”
• “Look how long the grass is!”
• “I wish I’d booked tomorrow off now”